Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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