Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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