I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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