Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i think i just lost a toe
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
