I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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