Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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