I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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