the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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