She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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