Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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