Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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