so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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