It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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