I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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