Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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