he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He has the fingertips of a God
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