Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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