I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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