i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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