this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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