i can't believe i had my finger in that
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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