i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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