yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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