Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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