I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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