actually, I'm a sock model
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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