If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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