Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
