he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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