Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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