Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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