What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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