I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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