Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Randomize
