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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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