New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
