I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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