i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
