so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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