maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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