Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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