I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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