I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
