just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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