Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
