Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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