So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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