Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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