they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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