He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
God, I missed his penis.
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