Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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