Small penises have feelings too.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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