Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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