The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
